Veracity
I want you to imagine being in a dark room, you’re sitting on the floor, you have a pen and a piece of paper. Remember, its pitch black. Now, on this paper there is a chest, your job is to draw a perfect key right next to it in exact scale.
Ok, forget everything I said.
It is seriously impossible to explain how sad you really are.
Princess
Become known with the fact that saving a princess will not be a easy task, write it down and keep it in mind because if you believe otherwise, you will end up losing the nothing you don’t even have. Clear your mind and make room for what you want to do and how you want to do it. If you have a tiny bit of hesitation, stop, because the dragon just ate your face and the game is over.
Stand in front of a mirror and repeat what I’m about to quote a hundred times
“My princess is safe because I saved her”
And believe it.
Veracity
It will happen, it is happening and it happened. It will be mine and it is mine because it has always been mine. I’m not going to regret it because there is nothing to regret when the peak is everything you want. A win-win situation because there is nothing to lose.
I am doing the right thing because my heart says so, therefore, I will be seeing you in heaven when our time is over.
Random
When I was 9, I killed a frog and blamed it on someone else.
Im sorry...
Random
01. it’s never ok to call your parents idiot.
02. Taking a picture while sitting around a table stacked with alcohol doesn’t make you hip or cool.
03. Snuff doesn’t make you look pretty.
04. Jesus was not white.
05. Super tight jeans on dudes.
06. Making fun of other people for your own amusement.
07. Getting drunk on weekends just to forget your job.
08. it’s never ok to blow your nose in front of people.
09. Complaining about something that’s not relevant if the subject is perfect.
10. Not admitting they were wrong.
Veracity
It’s easy to get caught up in what you do, it could be your job or a personal matter, and it’s easy to believe that what you’re doing is more important than anything else. Arrogant thinking is for the heartless soul, something we all should avoid.
As much as I mean something for them, they mean something greater too me. They are who I am.
PS: it’s my sisters birthday today. Happy birthday big sis, I love you!
Random
2 days ago I got a call from this dude who asked me if I wanted to audition for a OLW commercial and I said sure.
Long story short, I got the part =)
Random
We will literally cut of your ******** and feed them to your dog, however, if you don’t have a dog the department of ******* will provide one for you. Thank you for understanding
Entertainment
Ok, the picture above is 30 seconds away from “Zombie kill of the week”.
Last time I saw a good movie was the last time Will Smith was trying to save the world, finally! a movie I can watch over and over again without getting bored.
WHAT! I don’t know what to say, the movie is awesome,
Jesse Eisenberg is funny,
Emma Stone is cute as hell… what else, hmm.
Oh yeah, character names: Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, Little Rock, 406 and Bill Murray. Haha!
Btw,
Woody Harrelson is my hero.
The shorter my “review” is, the better the movie is