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The first step is to be dumb enough to actually fall for a girl that doesn’t know you, at least not that well. The second step is to panic and turn yourself into a monkey so she can notice you and if you’re lucky, she might fetch you a smile or a “hello” and finally, the third step is to take that as a sign and assume you’ll be great together and she already knows is and all you have to do now is to wait for her to come to you so you guys can be happy for the rest of your life’s, pathetic.
There’s actually a forth step in this, it goes by many names because its dynamic and the chance of it going well is one in a million, you might know it as “she’s into older guys”, “I didn’t know she had a boyfriend”, “why is she ignoring me?” or the all time favorite “Becoming her friend”.
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