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The first step is to be dumb enough to actually fall for a girl that doesn’t know you, at least not that well. The second step is to panic and turn yourself into a monkey so she can notice you and if you’re lucky, she might fetch you a smile or a “hello” and finally, the third step is to take that as a sign and assume you’ll be great together and she already knows is and all you have to do now is to wait for her to come to you so you guys can be happy for the rest of your life’s, pathetic.
There’s actually a forth step in this, it goes by many names because its dynamic and the chance of it going well is one in a million, you might know it as “she’s into older guys”, “I didn’t know she had a boyfriend”, “why is she ignoring me?” or the all time favorite “Becoming her friend”.
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... i forgot i had a blog, and then...
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Damn it, why is it so hard! As soon as I promise myself to make a change in my life, something so incredibly stupid comes along and literately takes a dump all over my motivation. It’s like a force that doesn’t want me to change anything and I know for sure it’s not Karma, because that dude and I are straight, we cool, we homeboys for life.
Seriously though, I’m not happy at all right now and my promise to myself was to be a positive person, isn’t it funky? Lyl
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My first post since I did the change, let’s hope it works! =) c'mon twitter!
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All that to you in a church by the sea
We're late, but not in the same way
We're older today
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All right, enough of that emo crap. I’m back, I’m at top, my life is awesome and I am grateful for everything I have, so now if you will excuse me, I have some sh*t do finish.
Who ever said something something doesn’t help needs to take a break from life and eat some chocolate chocolate.
See what I did there?
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When I was 9, I killed a frog and blamed it on someone else.
Im sorry...
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01. it’s never ok to call your parents idiot.
02. Taking a picture while sitting around a table stacked with alcohol doesn’t make you hip or cool.
03. Snuff doesn’t make you look pretty.
04. Jesus was not white.
05. Super tight jeans on dudes.
06. Making fun of other people for your own amusement.
07. Getting drunk on weekends just to forget your job.
08. it’s never ok to blow your nose in front of people.
09. Complaining about something that’s not relevant if the subject is perfect.
10. Not admitting they were wrong.
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2 days ago I got a call from this dude who asked me if I wanted to audition for a OLW commercial and I said sure.
Long story short, I got the part =)
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We will literally cut of your ******** and feed them to your dog, however, if you don’t have a dog the department of ******* will provide one for you. Thank you for understanding