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The first step is to be dumb enough to actually fall for a girl that doesn’t know you, at least not that well. The second step is to panic and turn yourself into a monkey so she can notice you and if you’re lucky, she might fetch you a smile or a “hello” and finally, the third step is to take that as a sign and assume you’ll be great together and she already knows is and all you have to do now is to wait for her to come to you so you guys can be happy for the rest of your life’s, pathetic.
There’s actually a forth step in this, it goes by many names because its dynamic and the chance of it going well is one in a million, you might know it as “she’s into older guys”, “I didn’t know she had a boyfriend”, “why is she ignoring me?” or the all time favorite “Becoming her friend”.
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... i forgot i had a blog, and then...
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Damn it, why is it so hard! As soon as I promise myself to make a change in my life, something so incredibly stupid comes along and literately takes a dump all over my motivation. It’s like a force that doesn’t want me to change anything and I know for sure it’s not Karma, because that dude and I are straight, we cool, we homeboys for life.
Seriously though, I’m not happy at all right now and my promise to myself was to be a positive person, isn’t it funky? Lyl
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My first post since I did the change, let’s hope it works! =) c'mon twitter!
Veracity
I’m not trying to glorify myself or anything, but every time I have an idea, I want others to be a part of it. But here is the thing, I really don’t need their help because I can do it all by myself. So from now on, I’m going to do everything all by myself, I’m not being selfish, but every time I include others, they somehow lack the ability to keep their words and they become the main reason why nothing ever worked.
Two opinions often collide, therefore one opinion never fails.
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All that to you in a church by the sea
We're late, but not in the same way
We're older today
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All right, enough of that emo crap. I’m back, I’m at top, my life is awesome and I am grateful for everything I have, so now if you will excuse me, I have some sh*t do finish.
Who ever said something something doesn’t help needs to take a break from life and eat some chocolate chocolate.
See what I did there?
Veracity
I want you to imagine being in a dark room, you’re sitting on the floor, you have a pen and a piece of paper. Remember, its pitch black. Now, on this paper there is a chest, your job is to draw a perfect key right next to it in exact scale.
Ok, forget everything I said.
It is seriously impossible to explain how sad you really are.
Princess
Become known with the fact that saving a princess will not be a easy task, write it down and keep it in mind because if you believe otherwise, you will end up losing the nothing you don’t even have. Clear your mind and make room for what you want to do and how you want to do it. If you have a tiny bit of hesitation, stop, because the dragon just ate your face and the game is over.
Stand in front of a mirror and repeat what I’m about to quote a hundred times
“My princess is safe because I saved her”
And believe it.